And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
I guess I’ll be keeping a spoon in my makeup kit…
this video was an experience.
oh my word
This is amazing, because I literally cannot put on eyeliner.. I’ll be trying this out for sure!
This is the most amazing and entertaining makeup tutorial I have ever seen.
That feeling you get when you talk to someone new and you know you’ve made a good friend.
Now if only he’d date me even though I’m fat.