nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell










lolita-tips:

fairy-tips:

nightmareloki:

buttonghost:

elderheart:

I guess I’ll be keeping a spoon in my makeup kit…

this video was an experience.

oh my word

This is amazing, because I literally cannot put on eyeliner.. I’ll be trying this out for sure!

This is the most amazing and entertaining makeup tutorial I have ever seen.


That feeling you get when you talk to someone new and you know you’ve made a good friend.

Now if only he’d date me even though I’m fat.